有隻雀仔falling down

「有隻雀仔跌落水、跌落水、跌落水。有隻雀仔跌落水，被水沖去﹗」每次聽到家人哼這歌，川兒都會聞歌起舞，屢試不爽，十分趣緻。

於是，佢老豆就唱英文版過佢聽：「London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady.」

毫無反應，屢試不爽。

仔啊仔，你為何要憎英文呀？這事你千萬別學老豆，細個你唔鍾意英文，大個左英文就唔睬你架喇﹗