I would like to write something meaningful, in a foolish way

Yesterday, I told my lovely wife that I want to write some touching articles like Miss Lung Ying Toy's. My wife replied softly, "No, you can't."

I asked her why sincerely. She said normally, "Because she has shoulder, she worries the society, she care her surround, so she can write touching things. You don't have shoulder, you don't worry the society, you look things very digestive, so you write no good thing."

I cried seriously, "Ding, my wife looks down on me, she said I am without love." My wife shouted angrily, "When did I say you are without love, you king of misunderstanding!"